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		<title>The Tupperware Academy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:09:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our girls may only be 15 months old, but if you hope to get into Stanford or UCG (University of California at Google) someday, you have to start formal education early . That&#8217;s why when Mommy or Daddy are wasting time on menial tasks like emptying the dishwasher or eating, you can often find the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time flies except when it doesn&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://thefinitemonkey.com/2010/04/time-flies-except-when-it-doesnt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 05:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today was Brooke and Claire&#8217;s 1st birthday. It&#8217;s hard to believe. It seems like just yesterday that they were waking up screaming at 2am and refusing to go back to sleep until 4:30am. Oh, wait. That was last night, so I guess that explains that. Fortunately, that kind of night is a lot less common [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Claire&#8217;s fashion show</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night was an exciting night for us, because before settling in for the night, Claire decided to give us a little fashion show, treating us to all the latest in Size 0-3 month onesie fashion. First, she was resplendent in a pink and other shade of pink striped onesie, which boldly made the statement: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tips for telling our non-identical twins apart</title>
		<link>http://thefinitemonkey.com/2009/08/tips-for-telling-our-non-identical-twins-apart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TFM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Brooke and Claire were born, it was not very easy to tell them apart for the first few minutes because most newborns look alike before they get cleaned up, and as cool as the ultrasounds were, they didn&#8217;t really give us much in the way of detailed features to distinguish one from the other. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A stroll down memory lane with Brooke</title>
		<link>http://thefinitemonkey.com/2009/08/a-stroll-down-memory-lane-with-brooke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TFM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, Brookie, look what Daddy has! It&#8217;s your bottle! Look at that smile on your face. You&#8217;re so pretty. Okay, here it comes, open up. Whoa, what&#8217;s the matter? Where&#8217;d your smile go? Remember ten seconds ago when we you were all happy and smiling at Daddy? Those were good times, weren&#8217;t they? It sort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff I couldn&#8217;t do 4 months ago</title>
		<link>http://thefinitemonkey.com/2009/08/stuff-i-couldnt-do-4-months-ago/</link>
		<comments>http://thefinitemonkey.com/2009/08/stuff-i-couldnt-do-4-months-ago/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TFM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brooke and Claire turned four months old a few days ago. Besides the requisite amazement at how fast that much time can go by, I reflected on some of the things I can do now that I couldn&#8217;t do four months ago, such as: Change a diaper while only 20% awake, with only indirect light [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The power of shhh</title>
		<link>http://thefinitemonkey.com/2009/08/the-power-of-shhh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TFM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We listen to a lot of white noise these days. Not long after the girls came home from the hospital, we got a machine for the nursery (plus another kind for downstairs), so we&#8217;ve heard a lot of wind, rain, ocean, and sundry other things that hiss, whoosh, and swoosh. The nursery machine has a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great date - lots of sleeping</title>
		<link>http://thefinitemonkey.com/2009/08/great-date-lots-of-sleeping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TFM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kat and I lean toward the homebody end of the lifestyle spectrum already, but from the time her bedrest began around the sixth month of her pregnancy to now, we&#8217;ve had a lot of time together, but very few &#8220;dates&#8221;. We haven&#8217;t been completely housebound, but outings have been either one at time (while the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How was our night?  Eh.</title>
		<link>http://thefinitemonkey.com/2009/08/how-was-our-night-eh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 18:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TFM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, when Kat and I took the girls up to bed, Claire and I had our first conversation. Kat was sitting in the glider giving Brooke the last of her bottle, and I was sitting on the floor leaning against the crib, with Claire propped on my bent legs, facing me. Claire was already [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your eyes are getting sleepy (except Claire&#8217;s)</title>
		<link>http://thefinitemonkey.com/2009/07/your-eyes-are-getting-sleepy-except-claires/</link>
		<comments>http://thefinitemonkey.com/2009/07/your-eyes-are-getting-sleepy-except-claires/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TFM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re a parent, you can probably relate to looking at a hundred different pictures of your baby or child and appreciating each one for it&#8217;s unique cuteness, but you probably also know that if it&#8217;s not your baby, one or two pictures is usually enough to fill the cute tank and the rest just [...]]]></description>
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